GNR Randomness

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Guns N' Roses Randomness
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Izzy: Where is my muffin?
Duff: Izzy, there are no muffins in the house.
Izzy: I said, WHERE IS MY MUFFIN???
Duff: There are no muffins in the house!
Izzy: *teary-eyed* B-b-but there has to be! There just has to! *runs into the kitchen*
Slash: Hey Izzy, fetch me a 'Daniels.
Izzy: But I don't know anyone named Daniel.
Slash: I mean a Jack Daniels.
Izzy: I don't know any Jack Daniels either.
Slash: SIGH NEVERMIND *opens fridge* ...Why the hell is there a muffin in the fridge?
Izzy: OHMYGOD *tackles Slash, grabs the muffin* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, JARED!!!
Duff: You named the muffin "Jared"?
Izzy: You don't name your muffins?
Duff: I don't eat muffins.
Izzy: *offended* WHAT THE HELL, DUFF. WHAT THE HELL.
Duff: _{What did I do to deserve this?}
Steven: *jumps through the window* Hey guys, Axl's fighting a street bum, and it looks like a tie. Wanna come watch?
Slash: I likes me some bum fights *jumps outside through the already broken window*
Izzy: Did somebody say BUM??? *runs through the door*
Steven: *looks at the window, then the door, then Duff* Well, I'm not the one who's gonna pay for all this. *smashes through the wall*
Duff: ...Oh dear god.
(MEANWHILE, AT THE BUM FIGHT...)
Slash: Okay, so, Steven bet 10 dollars on Axl, I bet another 8 on Axl, and Izzy bet a pack of gum on the bum.
Izzy: That poor hobo needs gum. Seriously, his breath stinks.
Hobo: *grabs Slash's bottle of Jack Daniel's and smashes it over Axl's head*
Slash: *gasp* OH MY GOD!!!! *runs to broken bottle* MY BABY!! *cradles bottle*
Duff: Should we help Axl? He's not moving.
Steven: Nah, I think he's fine.
Izzy: *pokes Axl with a stick*
Axl: *comes to* What the hell was that for, you stinking hobo? And you! *points to Izzy* Never poke me EVER AGAIN.
Izzy: Okay :3
(BACK AT THE NEARLY DESTROYED HOUSE...)
Steven: It's so hot in here. *takes shirt off*
Axl: MY EYES
Duff: DEAR GOD, STEVEN, PUT A SHIRT ON!
Steven: *shows off chest hair* What? You JEALOUS??? *takes a brush and brushes chest hair*
Axl: STOP IT! THAT'S MY BRUSH! I'M NEVER USING THAT EVER AGAIN!!! *gags and runs to the bathroom*
Duff: Steven, that's sick.
Steven: *SIGH* Okay, jeez *puts shirt back on*
Izzy: God bless us everyone :3