Paul's GoldfishOnce upon a time, there were four peculiar lads named John, Paul, George, and Ringo. They were very peculiar, indeed. One of 'em had a big nose. But that's not the point. They were talented and fab and stuff. They could get everything they wanted, and they did. But it turned out they didn't get everything they wanted, so that last sentence was completely unessisary. You see, Paul wanted one thing and only one thing: a goldfish. You heard me. A goldfish. Now shut up and listen to my story.Anyway, the lads were sitting around one day being bored, when Paul blurted out:"I want a goldfish."Insert awkward silence that's about to be broken by
They are cute, but distracting in class.